Florida State Trooper

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new
Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off
down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the
wind blowing through what little hair he had
left."Amazing, " he thought as he flew down I-75,
pushing down the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the state
trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren
blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.
Suddenly he thought,"What am I doing? I'm too old
for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's
arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the
Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift
ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday.
If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've
never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused, then said, "Years ago, my
wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought
you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.

Take care and God Bless