She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."
With that said, she stripped to the waist...rolled the dice..and yelled "Come on baby, Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know..I thought you were watching."
Moral: Not all southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But, all men....are men!
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1 comment:
Haha, I laughed my arse out. She must have had quite a package. :) Unfortunately, I practice online gambling and I don't get to see scenes like this.
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