New Cowboy Boots

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds"
in Arizona. Ray had always wanted a pair of
authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one
day, he bought them and wore them home, walking
proudly. He walked into the house and said to his
wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

Bessie looked him over, "Nope."

Frustrated, Ray stormed off into the bathroom,
undressed, and walked back into the room completely
naked except for the cowboy boots. He asked a
little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT
NOW?"

Bessie looked up and said, "Ray, what's so
different? It's hanging down today; it was hanging
down yesterday; and it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow."

Furious, Ray yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS
HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE
IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"

To which Bessie replied, "Shoulda bought a hat,
Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."