You Are 96% Perfectionist

You're a total perfectionist. So go ahead and congratulate yourself on a "perfect" score. The truth is, everyone is sick of living up to your standards. And you're probably even sick them yourself.

Are You a Perfectionist?

Well the first week of school is almost over and I am feeling so much better about the whole thing. I have alot more to learn (obviously) but I think I am starting to get the hang of the whole thing. The kids and the old man are trying to adjust to the whole thing still but I doubt that they ever will (lol). They are having trouble realizing that mommy is busy. A certain man (who we all know and love) can't seem to realize that I need this computer more than he does and is still monopolizing it! I have been having to get up in the middle of the night to get started or I never would get everything done! It is going to be a big adjustment for everyone but I have faith!!

HAPPY EASTER

In honor of Easter I have changed my pictures for a while...and while I may not do this for every holiday some just can't be ignored. Love to all my loyal fans.

Do you know that sometimes I think that I am the only sane person left on the planet?! My best friend has lost her mind and my husband is having weird dreams. School has started for me and frankly I don't have time for their problems and mine too at the moment. I have decided just to rant today and you my poor friend get to listen. School is harder than I thought it would be and it isn't even the work. It is the fact that I have to stay up all hours of the night to get it done because noone will leave me alone during the day. I am on the verge of a nervous breakdown and nobody cares as long as their needs are met. So I have come to a pretty momentous decision SCREW EVERYONE!!! My needs come first from now on and if my friends and family can't handle it then I got a cheek they can kiss. Well my youngest is in my face again so my rant time is over....oh well it was fun while it lasted. Have a nice day...I know I won't!

You Are 33 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

CONGRATULATIONS! You are now officially registered and ready to begin your coursework at the largest, accredited private university in North America. You should be proud of yourself for taking on this challenge and for making the commitment required to accomplish a goal of this size.

This is what an acceptance letter to college looks like and it is beautiful!! Of course that is just the beginning of the letter but ya'll get the idea! Now on the the learning and just a few years away from being a teacher and actually having some respect around here!! I have told many people that I was taking this step and quite frankly I am tired of the shock in everyone's face! It is like everyone expected me to continue to play supermom my entire life while I made JR go to work or something! NOT!! I am going to be the best teacher in the world and then I am going to be able to do something about the way the school system is ruining our children! They aren't even expected to really knuckle down and learn anything anymore, but I won't get on that soapbox today...not enough time! Just let me say that when you take the discipline out of schools then there is nowhere for most children to learn it. Unlike my children, most of them go home to empty houses and zero responsibilities. They are not expected to take on responsibilities until they are grown and by then it is too late.

A Family Update

Since there is not much to rant about tonight, I will just give ya'll an update on the goings on here on the farm. Well spring has definately sprung and the goats are living proof! They are giving birth to the next generation and they are poppin out in two's. No one could be happier than JR who sees $ signs this fall!! The kids are all doing great and the little one's 4th birthday is wednesday so don't forget!! My estimated start date for school is the 26th and I am already feeling overwhelmed with paperwork. I will need EVERYONE to pray for me, because my confidence is running low and I worry that I will not be able to finish what I start. Finally I want to say thank you to everyone who reads and comments on my blog! You are true and loyal and I love you all. Thank You!!

AHMEDABAD, India (Reuters) - An Indian woman, despairing over her lover's accidental death when he fell down a well soon after their engagement, insisted on ceremonially marrying his corpse just minutes before the cremation.

Can this world get any more ridiculous? I mean really!

Well Duh!

"Snoop Dogg Arrested In Sweden For Suspected Drug Use" Yep, I read it and i say duh!! Everybody in the known world is aware that he uses! Drugs and rap kinda go together at this point and I would love to meet the rapper who isn't doing drugs. Drugs is just one of the litany of crimes that rappers sing about in their so-called music.

Harry Potter Naked....WooHoo

Okay so the actor who plays Harry Potter is showin off his magic wand....Another for the so what files! As long as he is comfortable and I don't have to see it-I don't care. Why should you?

A few Italian gentlemen took it upon themselves to beat up a principle over a relatives bad grades! C'mon people...It isn't the principles fault that your kid is not cutting it! It is the kids, try spanking him. I got one too....very smart child, but she doesn't apply herself. Naturally being a smart responsible adult, I punish my child-not her principle! Get a grip people!!!

Yes-I Know

Yes I know it has been awhile since I blogged but not much has happened and my opinion wan't that original on anything this week. Though I must apologize to my one loyal reader-Sorry Mom! I know you love to read this stuff.....Good news.....I'm Back!!!

A Check From God?

This is another example for the 'What Were These People Thinking Files!' A man goes into a bank and tries to cash a check from God. To top it off-he gets mad when they won't cash it! I may not have the best education in the world but at least I am not that stupid!
No matter how much money a person needs and doesn't have; God has never been that direct in helping to solve the problem! My advice to this idiotic young man would be to get a job!

An Explosive Experience

An elderly Italian woman got more than she bargained for when she bought potatoes at her local grocers. She took them home and was washing them. That is when she realized that one of them was a BOMB!! Apparently an old WWII hand grenade was dug up with the tators and no one noticed. Thank God I buy american!! From what I read-It was still active and could have been a very bad thing!

It Is About Time

The seemingly impossible has happened: Anna Nicole Smith has been approved for burial.
Florida's 4th District Court of Appeals has rejected Virgie Arthur's appeal to take custody of her estranged daughter's remains.
The decision clears the way for a Bahamian burial for Smith, which is scheduled to take place Friday at 10:30 a.m.—three weeks and one day since Smith's death on Feb. 8.

I pulled that info directly from the E! online website and have never been so happy!! I almost yelled with happiness and that would not have been a very bright idea as it is 5 a.m. and all the kids are asleep! All I have to say is that at this point "It is about flippin time"!!!!!!