I Hate It When I'm Right!

I posted last week that poor Anna Nicole Smith was going to end up a bucket of goo before they decided where to bury her and I think I was right! Her mother of all people is the one who can't seem to abide by the decision of the courts to let her be buried next to her son. I believe that that is what she would have wanted and I am positive that that is what everyone else in the world wants at this point! The thing that gets me the most is the fact that it is her mother doing all this! My mother would respect my decisions (she'd complain but she would respect too). My mother and I do not agree on a lot of things but poor A.N.S. has got to have the worst mom in the world at this point. I have a suspicion that she is keeping this thing in the courts to keep herself in the limelight and that is just sick! Let the poor woman be put to rest already, huh?!!

And You Thought I Was Nuts!

A restaurant in PA. has created a 123lb. hamburger! Now I admit that i feed a lot of people every night (between 6 and 10) but please! Don't ya think you're taking it a little far people? There is no way in the world I would pay $10 for a burger, let alone $379! These people need to get a grip on reality. For alot of us out here in the real world that is our budget to feed our families for a month!!

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one of my stepkids sent this to me and i just had to share it with ya'll

Justice For Women

Mexican men who display extreme jealousy or avoid sex with their wives could be tried in court and punished under a new law. Yep I typed that-cause I just read it! It sounds like a real good deal for women down there in Mexico, but I have to wonder about the onesidedness of the whole deal. My husband is a jealous man and I have to say that it can be ridiculous at times but I just make him stop and that is the end of it. Now here is the question-what about women who harbor the same kind of jealousy or don't put out for their men? What kind of punishment should they recieve? I have never been jealous of my husband (except once-and it wasn't his fault-little floozy was hittin' on him big time) enough to even bring it up, let alone throw a fit about it! Their is no reason to be passing laws for one group and not the whole of the society! Even a law as stupid as this one should not be passed unless it is gonna be equal to all!!!

Stupid People

A teacher (in another state-thank god) was arrested for dialing the wrong number! Instead of dialing her dealer she misdialed and got a cop who then procceeded to arrest her for trying to buy pot. Just another example of stupid criminals. Now this kinda stuff happens all the time you say-so who cares. Well here comes the biggie folks!! A Kentucky State Police spokesman said "She learned her lesson. Program your dealers into your phone." What was this cop thinking? My hope would be that she stop buying and smoking pot-not that she gets smarter about it!!

I Don't Believe It!!

I just read that a man who has lived to be 107 claims that the cause might be from not having sex!! Not having sex since the age of thirty might have done it is what he says! I know other people like that and sorry but I don't get it! I like sex and if my husband were to die as this mans wife had I don't think I could be as good as he has. No way-I would have to find another husband cause my sanity is just tooo good to give up!!!

What A Day

It has been a very peaceful day here at the house. The kids have been being kids and I have been online messing around all day. You can find anything on the web-I don't think I believed that until today. Today I found a very old friend on MySpace! I am hoping he will respond to my message but I will not hold my breath. He may be like me and trying to forget high school! There is no end to the bull in this town and I am glad to have taken a day off from it-well as of tomorrow I am going to check the phone again and reenter the real world.

Fed Up!

All right already! I am as eager to hear about the who and what in the Hollywood set as anyone, but enough about Brittney's lack of hair. Millions of people shave their heads, I even shaved my boys the other night!! I also have a FEMALE friend who shaves her head all the time! The only reason everyone is still talking about her tactless behavior is because they don't have a clue about what is going on in the real world.
I don't want to hear about Anna Nicole Smith any more either. Bury the poor woman and then leave it alone!! The way things are going now, she is going to be a big puddle of goo before they decide what to do about her remains.
I am fed up with these two stories- if ya'll have to dish to dirt on the celebs, at least find new dirt once a week or so huh?! I like to hear it, but my tolerance level is set at 3 days MAX.

I really think I am going to cry, a baby born in Florida four months ago is scheduled to be released from the hospital later this week. At birth, this baby was about as long as a ballpoint pen. As a mother of four beautiful, relatively healthy children, it broke my heart to read that this innocent has been living in the hospital its entire life. At the same time, I was so happy that this baby has survived and is soon to be going home. God does work wonderful miracles.

To Wolf

You commented on how my poor goats were always kidding. Ha Ha Ha...not funny. If your wisdom is as good as your wit I pity your wife. My old man remarked how unusual it was that they all came out looking like you...ha ha ha...now that was funny!

Couple plan to tie the knot in graveyard - Yahoo! News

Only In Missouri

A couple near St Louis plan to be married in a gaveyard, giving all new meaning to "til death do us part".

Monday...Dear God It's Monday!!

It is Monday...need I say more. Did a lot of running around getting things done. Twice a week I have to go to town and do all my town things. If I'm lucky I get to have a cup of coffee with my friends too, today I was lucky and J met me at the coffee shop. Came home and did some dishes. A pretty boring day (thank goodness). That is all to report. Wait, we also had another birthing here. The goats are kidding early...Bye Bye

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A Woman's Prayer

Dear Lord,
I pray for:
Wisdom, to understand a man.
Love, to forgive him and;
Patience, for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.

My aunt sent that to me and I just had to share it!!

Today Is Another Day

Well, here is an update for all my avid readers. My friend A lost her grandmother this morning. The Lord has brought another one of his faithful home but her family is going to need our prayers more than anything now!
I just had my nails filled and they look fabulous!! Three cheers to my nail stylist!! It is so beautiful outside that I made the kids go outside and play. I feel sorry for all the mothers who have a foot of snow outside their doors. I love my kids but they are so LOUD!!
The old man is getting better to the point that he is going stir crazy! He wants to be out doing and his body is shouting NO, so he is getting rather frustrated.
It is 2-3 weeks from kidding season (we raise goats) and we are praying for temperate weather during that time.

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Ha-Ha Headlines

*The best headlines of 2006
*Crack found on Governors Daughter
*Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
*Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
*Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranis?
*Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
*Miners Refuse to Work After Death
*Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
*War Dims Hope For Peace
*If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
*Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
*Enfield (London) Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide
*Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
*Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charges
*New Study of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
*Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas in Spacecraft
*Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
*Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
*Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
*Typhoon Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Dead

Well!

Well today is the old man's b-day and he is milking it! There are not many things to report but if ya haven't heard: Brittney Spears shaved her head and now has less hair than my sons! A big prayer goes out to my friend A and her family, her grandmother is dying and the family could use your prayers too!! My friend J just found out that her 11 year old son (my daughter's boyfriend) is diabetic. So prayers need to go out to her family as well! The fight continues for Anna Nicole's body, her estate, and her child. The sad thing is that I think more people care for her money than her baby! The child is just a way to get to the money!! It is pathetic!!

As I Am New

Since I am new to blogging, let me say in advance-I don't care! This is my blog and my way to speak my mind NOT YOURS! Therefore, though I value your opinion, it won't change mine. Feel free to comment but don't expect much in return.