Saturday, February 17, 2007

Gmail - Fw: Fw: Ha-Ha Headlines

Ha-Ha Headlines

*The best headlines of 2006
*Crack found on Governors Daughter
*Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
*Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
*Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranis?
*Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
*Miners Refuse to Work After Death
*Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
*War Dims Hope For Peace
*If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
*Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
*Enfield (London) Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide
*Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
*Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charges
*New Study of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
*Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas in Spacecraft
*Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
*Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
*Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
*Typhoon Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Dead

1 comment:

Mr. Attitude said...

Must have been written by EHS graduates....sorry I had too!